Here are a few options for Christmas card texts,
- "Christmas: the only time of year when you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks. Enjoy!"
- "Merry Christmas! May your family be functional and all your batteries be included."
- "Dear Santa, I can explain… just don’t tell Mom. Merry Christmas!"
- "It's the most wonderful time to eat cookies and pretend we like fruitcake! Merry Christmas!"
- "Christmas calories don't count, right? Let’s eat, drink, and be merry (and maybe take a nap afterward)!"